Hey one of my 13 followers who doesnt care about me! (Y) Want to read something long as floop? Ive got you bro B)

This is a very sad farewell message. Oh, the sadness of this sad sad sad sad sad sad

Ok whatever read it PLEASE!

EDIT: Boo hoo Reganati

EDIT 2: Dear 100boygaming, thank you for being my first follower, and my most dedicated fan. Or like, thanks for actually reacting to my posts and art and stuff. I appreciate it a lot.

EDIT 3: Wait Reganati, Youre a fan? I thought you were a random guy who just stalked my news posts LMFAO. I just saw when I was checking my fans that you were a fan. This is embarassing. Well, Im going to follow you just because of that.

I do not like this alias at all anymore. It seems every summer I must turn a new leaf (Like I did when I made this account). So yeah, I will probably have a second channel and second newgrounds account because well, Im tired of this. This being this.

Also, despite the fact that "Porsy" had a free YouTube handle and newgrounds username, its still very very generic.

I dont even show up when you search "Porsy" on YouTube. You have to scroll for a while....

Also Im pissed that the vast majority of my subscribers only subscribed to me because I was in the Object Show Community (BLEH!!) heres a ratio for visualization purposes: 33:2 (33 being subs from the BFDI video trend, and 2 being from SSA. Yes, I know I have more than 35 subscribers, the others just came from some unknown source, or werent listed into either of these categories for some reason)

Also(2) another YouTuber has a similar username, his username is Posy. Thats just a one letter difference! Think of a 4-6 letter username of someone that you know. Now add or subtract one letter! Its just like that, and Im not even a parody of him!

Ive got a very cool and geometric username up my sleeve, and if it isnt taken, that is what I shall be known as. In the meantime though, I am porsy....................

'Porsy' Latin root: Porcus, Porci m. - Pig (jk thats not where it came from, porcus is just my favorite latin noun)

Where my username actually came from:

My username is the name of a background character from The Amazing World of Gumball. Not exactly though. His name is Porky Cassidy, and 'Porsy' is just that put in a blender. I actually used to have a YouTube channel named Porkycassidy, However, I deleted it because I thought I needed the shortest name possible in order to be memorable. It didnt even have any videos, and was originally going to document my progress learning C# and Unity (I, being the stupid twelve year old that I was, didnt even comprehend basic programming concepts, so that kind of never happened)

So yep there goes the 12 year old idiot's dreams of being......... lame..........

And another reason I want a new alias/psuedonym: No one will know it. Not my friend(Yep thats right, singular friend), my siblings, people in the OSC Etc etc etc etc. I will start fresh and leave my past behind me, the only remnants of my past being well, my annoying personality but thats not really related to my past on the internet. Yes I am alluding to my real life as a real life person can you believe that? Anyways, I probably wont tell you what its called. Because as I said, Its time to turn a new leaf. Goodbye cruel world. See you in the kind of metaphorical idiomitic similic next life.....

(fun fact: I deleted 3 giant paragraphs in this because I have a tendency to include unrelated and unnecessary information! Isnt that ironic that Im making a fun fact section about this? Haha! Ive got a brain!)