(I’m typing from my iPad also please forgive me for how poorly written this is I don’t have time)

What is up humans, it is I, Porsy. and I am in a bit of a predicament. You see, I didn’t go to church today, and also I threw a tantrum because my mother grounded me this weekend as well as the last. And apparently I’m just like a drug addict. However, I was merely looking forward to animating for 6 hours straight, and as you know, I am a bit sensitive, and I was having a bad day already, which was the true causation for my “tantrum”. And not going to church means I go to hell or something. Hell is a stupid concept that I don’t believe in though. So the real consequence is that I am grounded for eternity or something.

TO STICKYTHEMORON: I’m not allowed to talk to you because my mother said so. Basically you are one tenth of the reason I am grounded. I’m sorry, I’ll find a way to circumvent this, I swear.